Things look a little different when you’re a kid…
I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct.
The three magic words according to Joe Rogan
Cunt
Nigger
And Love.
I’m stoned and tumblr is depressing.
Post happy shit people!
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#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough
Guys, btw, this is an actual insult
if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there
and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk
more you know
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one time when i had just started dating, a boy came to our door to take me out on a date and my stepdad opened the door with a machete like “WHATCHYA WAN BOI” and i never heard from him again which sounds dramatic but my stepdad looks like
GUYS STOP THIS ONLY HAS A LITTLE OVER 100 NOTES BUT HE THINKS HE’S INTERNET FAMOUS NOW
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That feeling when you’re anxious for no reason and you don’t want to be touched by anyone or anything and you wish you could float.
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I can’t describe the ache in my veins to let my blood free.
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